My last post was roughly 18 months ago, and I don’t have a legitimate excuse for the hiatus. In my defense let me say that the last year and a half has been one of the most professionally challenging of my 40 year career. 

Two years ago my outside tutoring business got very busy.  With the enticement of extra income I soon had so many students that I was scheduling appointments until 8 o’clock four evenings a week. All was well and good for the first month or two; then the long hours began to take a toll on my health.  By the end of the 2013 school year I was both mentally and physically exhausted.  As the 2013-2014 school year began I decided that I could handle the extra load of tutoring if I meet my students at a local library instead of going to their homes.  This cut down on my driving time and allowed me to more comfortably fit 3-4 students a night into my schedule four days a week.  By Christmas vacation I realized that the savings in travel time did not make a great enough difference to spare me from weekly exhaustion. .  By the end of the 2014 school year I was in more physical distress than I had been the year before.  It took me almost the entire summer to recover.

In part because of my wife’s insistence, I have cut down my tutoring time to two days a week, about six hours in total.  I have already turned down several new students.  This new arrangement should be better for my mental and physical health.  I will see students on Tuesday and Thursday; getting home early on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.  I have committed to a health club work-out at least twice a week and, at the recommendation of my doctor, set up an appointment with a cardiologist.  If all goes well I should begin to feel better soon.

Along with my physically challenging second job, the past two years have been stressful and unpleasant at my primary teaching position.  Our former administration had destroyed school morale with a series of sweeping academic changes opposed by a majority of the staff.  This resulted in a large number of “retirements” among the experienced staff as well as several irrational forced departures among those too young to retire.  Some of the firings we so misguided that the school suffered significant damage to academic programs in the building as a result.  When it was announced last spring that the current principal was leaving a wave of hope spread through the school; although it was too late to save those whose jobs had been cut and whose careers had been destroyed.

At this point the new principal is working hard to rebuild staff morale and community.  He has, where necessary, altered academic policies implemented by his predecessor.  While some were adamantly opposed to his hiring, many have come around to realize his effectiveness as a leader.  His predecessor made sure that all contracts were finalized before he took control, leaving him little opportunity to help those who were so unfairly discharged. In time he may even be able to reverse some of the injustices done to former staff.  

Schools and school districts are famous for over-reacting after the fact. Everyone (I hope) is familiar with the shootings that occurred at Sandy Hook elementary school last December. Such a horrific incident would, understandably, provoke strong overreactions from anyone with ties to a school.

In my mind, such was the case in a New Jersey school district about a month later. A 5 year old kindergarten student was detained and questioned by school officials for three hours because she was overheard saying that she was going to shoot her friends and herself with a hello kitty bubble gun. Apparently, the person who “overheard” the conversation reported it to school administration who pulled the child out of classes the next day and questioned her. The girl never actually brought the bubble gun to school, but only talked about it with her friends.

As a result of their investigation, the principal labeled the girls words a “terrorist threat” and suspended her for ten days. According to the article from the hometown newspaper, the police were never contacted or involved. Understandably upset, the girl’s parents hired a lawyer who got the suspension reduced to two days and the infraction reduced to “threatening another student.” She was allowed to return to school after undergoing an independent psychological evaluation. The parents want the incident stricken from the girl’s record along with an apology from the school officials involved—threatening to sue if not satisfied.

The school officials refuse to comment, citing the fact that they are not able to say anything about a student’s discipline publicly. If there is a justification for their action it is not supported by the facts we know. There could possibly have been something that came out in the interview with the girl that legitimately could have justified their action. If the case goes to court, they will probably have to disclose this information. Giving them the benefit of the doubt, I will not draw any lasting conclusion until the legal proceedings are conducted. For now—the school acted in an unbelievably stupid way—so stupid in fact, that the administrators involved should be fired for their actions. Unless, of course, there is something more that we are not net privy to.

My biggest problem with the school’s actions is that the police were never notified. If the principal really believed that the girl was a threat to others the fact that she was out of school would not have protected her potential victims at home or in the mall. At the very least, the girl’s home should have been searched for weapons.

In fact, I will go as far as to suggest that if there are facts not in evidence that justify the principal’s actions, she should be fired for not alerting the authorities of the potential danger.

My uncle used to say that when he was a 5th grade teacher he would get enough cologne and aftershave every Christmas to last him a lifetime. When I started teaching it was not unusual to get 20+ gifts at Christmas from my 125 or so students. Now, I receive less than 10 gifts of any kind each holiday season. I’m not complaining; just making an observation about how traditions have changed. When my daughter was in school my wife and I would give each of her teachers a gift certificate, usually for $25, from some local store.

Many of the gifts I have received recently have been homemade; cookies, candy and the like. This year I have already received 2 bags of homemade candy and some chocolate covered pretzels--all delicious. As well, I received a rather nice holiday mug, a bottle of wine, and a gift certificate. The gift certificate was from a young lady who I had taught last year and her sister who I taught two years ago--it was for $100. The wine came from another young lady I taught last year for whom I had written a letter of recommendation.

Semester exams started today. I have two exams to give today--AP Chemistry and my Chemistry B class. The administration released the list of students who are not to take exams because they still owe tuition and I have 2 students (out of 22) in my Chemistry B class who will not be taking the exam on time, while everyone in AP Chemistry is cleared. There is 1 Honors Chemistry student (out of 80) who is on the list, but I don’t see her until Thursday.

I have 6 outside tutoring students I see, four of them on a regular basis. I have two scheduled for tonight and then I am finished with them until after break. Except for one family, my tutoring students usually don’t give me any kind of gift at the holidays. The one family who does is very generous.

After grading the Chemistry B exams I was pleasantly surprised at how good they were. The highest grade was 95% and the average was 79%, the lowest grade 61%. Only two students failed the exam, one of them failed the semester as well, and will have to take it over in summer school. He had almost 100 points in missing homework 2nd quarter. I informed him that the homework was still missing last week and told him that if he did it all before the exam I would give him partial credit. Needless to say, nothing was turned in.

The average on the AP Chemistry exam was in the mid 80’s, with three students doing so poorly that I feel they should drop the class. It is not my policy to force a student to drop because of poor grades, but if asked I would advise them to do so.

There are still three days of exams left until break. A much needed break I might add.

Just when you think that you can’t be surprised by as colleague’s weirdness, they surprise you again. I have written before about a colleague who often acts like he needs tin foil around his head so the government can’t read his thoughts. About a year or so ago he announced that there was going to be an armed revolution if the rich (who he hates without reserve) kept “messing” with the people. I wrote about how he scared me, somewhat, with his seemingly violent comments. I decided not to report the situation because I did not believe he really would lead an armed revolt, and he hadn’t repeated his threats to the students. He was an angry man, upset because a family member had lost her job in the economic downturn, convinced that the Republicans only cared about the wealthy.

I can hear him teach when I pop into the work room between our classrooms. On several occasions today I heard him going on about the government and/or military who are involved in something detrimental to the hoi polloi. What I couldn’t make out was exactly what was being perpetrated on us by the “man” until after school when he came into my classroom to share his theory with me.

He started by asking if I knew about some new, exciting, research by a scientist. I confessed I had heard nothing earth shattering recently and waited for him to continue. He told me that a reputable scientist recently discovered that we may all actually live in the matrix, and experiments were being designed to test this hypothesis. My first thought was that he was joking, but his tone and demeanor conveyed his seriousness concerning the matter. He then excused himself, telling me that he had soup from the cafeteria to bring home to his wife. There was a student still in the classroom who heard the exchange. After my colleague left, the student looked at me and asked if he was crazy. I laughed, then lied and told the young man that he was just kidding.

If you think about it, there are several recent surprising phenomenon that might be explained by the world being just a computer program: like, how exactly did President Obama get reelected, or why is “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” so popular? In fact, maybe the Chicago Cubs haven’t won a world series in 104 years because agent Smith is a White Sox fan. Come to think of it, the whole idea isn’t as crazy as it appears on the surface.
Just who do I talk to so I can be married to Giada de Laurentiis.